On Becoming a Kept Woman

So you think you’d like to be a kept woman?

As Michael Naumer - my late teacher and relationship coach - once said, “It’s simple, just not so easy.”

You don’t have to be drop-dead gorgeous or even classically pretty. Nor do you have to be cunning, or well connected. What you DO have to do is:

1. be willing to have fun,
2. be deeply committed to your own pleasure and know your heart’s desire
3. be willing to tell the truth,
4. get your value from who you’re doing not from what you are doing
5. be willing to have even more fun
6. be creative,
7. be able to turn on a dime from whiney little girl to a mature woman with sense of humor and a willing to forgive and be forgiven,
8. let go of the career aspirations your parents gave you,
9. be interested in serving others and/or the world,
10. be willing to have even more fun,
11. take a leap of faith into uncharted territory,
12. be honest about money,
13. say exactly what you want and have it,
14. think big and outside of the box,
15. be willing to have even more fun
16. have your boyfriend be your friend and partner in the conspiracy for the highest pleasure in every aspect of your life,
17. acknowledge the good as often as you can remember,
18. cultivate girlfriends and partners in crime,
19. have a good cover story, or be a clear stand for the lifestyle,
20. willing to have the time of your life everyday.